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        <title>Babies.  *shudder*</title>   
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 <div>Yes, I agree.....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Babies are frightening. &#160;I don&#39;t want to hold one or play with one or take care of one...and F giving birth to one...*shudder*</div><div>I hate holding babies. &#160;It&#39;s creepy. &#160;If you don&#39;t hold their head up their necks snap. Get it away from me.</div><div><br /></div><div>I&#39;m not saying babies aren&#39;t cute. &#160;They are. &#160;I just don&#39;t want one.</div><div><br /></div><div>My whole life I have been told, on numerous occasions, by many different people, that my views on wanting babies will change as I start getting older. &#160;</div><div><br /></div><div>My response? &#160;Fuck that shit.</div><div>It&#39;s especially irritating when such comments come from MEN. &#160;Haha! &#160;Shut the fuck up!&#160;</div><div>If a small human being was ripping it&#39;s way through <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">your</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">&#160;</span>private parts, I&#39;m sure that would put a whole different point of &#160;view on it for ya.</div><div><br /></div><div>Haha.</div><div><br /></div><div>The passing of time won&#39;t change my thoughts on the actual BIRTH PROCESS, or the fact that I&#39;m gonna have to support this little unappreciative asshole until it is out of college. &#160;And God knows how long that could take...</div><div><br /></div><div>The only way you&#39;re ever going to catch me pregnant is if it was a complete ACCIDENT. &#160;And who knows if I could even go through with having it..</div><div><br /></div><div>Eew. Pregnant. Fucking sick. I cringe just thinking of the whole thing. &#160;</div><div>Spare me all the goriness, thanks.</div><div>If other chicks want it, I have no qualms with that, whatsoever. &#160;I just don&#39;t understand why anyone would *willingly* go through child birth. &#160;I&#39;m not a very warm and fuzzy person inside, so arguments such as &quot;it&#39;s rewarding/fulfilling&quot; aren&#39;t compelling for me. &#160;All I think of is how horrid it will be trying to get the fucking thing to shut the hell up and stop screaming at 4 am. &#160;You can&#39;t hit it, or put tape over its mouth or ANYTHING. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">You have to just deal with it</span>. Ahhhhhh I could go insane just imagining it. That, and stretch marks. &#160;And getting fat. &#160;And other bodily disasters that need not be mentioned. I&#39;d prefer not to sacrifice myself. &#160;</div><div><br /></div><div>IF for some reason I decide in the future I want to take care of some little gremlin for whatever reason, I&#39;ll adopt one.&#160;</div><div>And it will probably be comparable to Kowalski.&#160;</div><div>&#160;&#160;</div><div>Honestly though, I&#39;m 23. &#160;If I haven&#39;t even remotely softened up to the idea of having a small version of me running around, by now, then it&#39;s just not happening. &#160;It&#39;s hard to soften up to something whose screaming/crying ranks #1 on my mile-long list of great irritations in life.</div><div><br /></div><div>I give major credit to those who had kids/are prego/are planning on having kids....</div><div>I don&#39;t know you do it. &#160;I sure as hell couldn&#39;t.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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